Meet the Characters

Sunny is the beer-loving, adventure-stumbling star of Sunny Blazed. He owns the world’s biggest brewery but spends more time relaxing, cracking jokes, and getting into ridiculous situations than actually working. Think of him as your fun, slightly reckless buddy who turns every day into a comedy (with a cold one in hand).

Sunny

Occupation

Official title: Owner of the World’s Biggest Beer Brewery

Unofficial title: Professional Chiller

Sunny technically runs the most successful brewery on Earth—but in reality, he spends more time taste-testing than business-meeting. His calendar is booked solid with naps, “research,” and backyard shenanigans.

Likes

Ice-cold beer (straight from his own brewery, naturally)
Turning even the simplest day into an adventure.
Belly laughs, bad jokes, and late-night campfires.
Forgetting what time it is (on purpose).
Graffiti-style art and anything with his face on it.

Sports & “Sports”

Sunny is an elite athlete… if you count:
Beer pong
Lawn darts (watch your toes)
Catching frisbees (or at least trying)
Hockey, but only if there’s beer in the penalty box
Couch marathons (he’s undefeated)

Fun Facts

Sunny once tried to cook eggs on a campfire and almost invented “smoky egg soup.”
He insists his brewery’s slogan should be “One more for the road!” (Nobody approved it).
His dream vacation? A hammock factory tour.
He’s convinced he’s the reason “relax” was added to the dictionary.

Colin

Colin is Sunny’s dad—and the only person who can occasionally keep him in line (though not always successfully). While Sunny built the world’s biggest beer empire, Colin went green—literally. He’s the proud owner of a booming cannabis business, where every plant is treated like family. Speaking of family, Colin’s true joy comes from his kids: Sunny, Caleb, Olivia, and Abby.

Occupation

Official title: Cannabis Entrepreneur & Plant Whisperer
Reality: Splitting his time between family dinners, business calls, and staring lovingly at his grow lights.

Fun Facts

Colin once answered a business call with a joint in one hand and a watering can in the other.
He swears plants “listen better than kids.”
His favorite sport is “Email Sprinting”—the 100-reply dash.
Family BBQs often end with Colin telling long stories no one remembers the ending of.
He claims his cannabis business slogan should be: “From my family to your rolling papers

Sports & “Sports”

Colin isn’t exactly chasing Olympic dreams, but he’s got his own style of athletics:
Slow-motion hockey (with frequent timeouts)
Frisbee golf, but only if it’s near his backyard
Walking laps around his grow room
Couch coaching during Leafs games
Lawn chair yoga (patent pending)

Likes

His kids (always top of the list)
Perfectly rolled joints
Freshly pruned plants
Long emails that could’ve been texts
Sneaking a snack from the fridge when Sunny isn’t looking

Roger

David is the quiet storm of the Sunny Blazed crew—laid back, loaded, and a little mysterious. Nobody’s ever really sure what he’s thinking, but chances are it involves cannabis, cryptocurrency, or some philosophical one-liner that leaves everyone scratching their heads

Occupation

Official title: Owner of a state-of-the-art cannabis grow facility in Kingston
Early XRP investor turned billionaire.
Side hustle: giving free life advice that sounds like fortune cookies but somehow makes sense.

Fun Facts

David’s XRP shirt isn’t just fashion—it’s basically a victory flag for “retiring early.”
He once convinced Sunny that “silence is the loudest sound” just to win a bet.
Claims his grow facility plants are “happier than most people.”
Never touches alcohol, but can roll a joint faster than you can say “pass it.”
His idea of a wild night? Arguing whether reality is a simulation while everyone else eats chips.

Sports & “Sports”

David keeps it mellow, but he’s got his own unique lineup:
Yoga (downward dog with an occasional giggle fit)
Disc golf—mostly just an excuse to walk around
Stoned.
Philosophy debates scored like a boxing match
Watching other people play sports and calling it “research”
Stretching his patience with Sunny and Colin

Likes

Cannabis (his grow rooms smell like heaven to him)
Deep chats about life, the universe, and why snacks taste better after 10pm.
Yoga at sunrise (or whenever he wakes up).
Teaching Sunny “wisdom” that usually turns into mischief.
Watching crypto prices like it’s a sport.

David

Roger is David’s dad and the grumpy-but-lovable elder statesman of the Sunny Blazed crew. He’s usually found with a Kilkenny in hand, muttering about “the good old days” while secretly enjoying the chaos around him. From England to Canada, he’s carried his love of football (and beer) across the pond.

Fun Facts

He’s been married for over 50 years—and claims that’s his real endurance sport.
Roger’s definition of happiness: Birmingham City winning AND a fridge full of Kilkenny.
Once tried to explain football rules to Sunny, gave up after five minutes, and opened another beer.
His laugh usually sounds like a cough, but that’s just part of his charm.
Despite being “miserable,” he’s secretly the life of the party (just don’t tell him that).

Likes

Kilkenny Beer (if it’s not Kilkenny, don’t bother)
English football—especially his beloved Birmingham City.
Grumbling about minor inconveniences.
Watching matches with friends and pretending he’s the coach.
Telling the same story three different ways, just louder each time.

Sports & “Sports”

Roger’s athletic pursuits are… selective:
Watching football (exercise = yelling at the TV)
Pub darts, but only if beer is included
Shuffling to the fridge between halves
“Hydration training” (code for more Kilkenny)

Occupation:

Head of Sales at Sunny’s Brewery (translation:
unlimited Kilkenny supply)
Professional Complainer (no salary, just experience)
Football Couch Analyst for Birmingham City

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