Blunt Birthdays & Beers: The Epic Party Chronicles
A Sunny Blazed Story Adventure
CA$3.00
This isn’t just a birthday party—it’s a full-blown stoner epic. Roger lights the cake with a blunt (and melts half the icing), Sunny shows up with a keg but no cups (so people drink from cereal bowls and bongs), and David invents “smoke balloons” that turn the living room into a floating hotbox jungle. The birthday speech derails into a taco hymn, a single reggae song becomes a religion, and “Pin the Tail on the Donkey” ends with Roger duct-taped to the fridge declaring, “I am the donkey now.”
From wax “gummy” candles to beers opened with eyebrow rings, the night keeps escalating in glorious nonsense. Roger hands out “Mystery Mix” bags that turn out to be cereal, David’s group photo captures mostly smoke and a stray foot, and by 2 AM someone uncovers dusty brownies under the couch and calls it a “SURPRISE.”
By dawn, Sunny is passed out in a lawn chair wearing a beer box crown, taco in one hand, flip-flop in the other, while Colijn salutes from the fridge. The guests cheer. Even the raccoon approves. This isn’t just a party—it’s the coronation of the High King of Birthdays.
* There may be slight changes in character likeness because the AI was at the party smoking like a champ. *